The bell is about to ring, but you are only halfway to class. You are stuck behind leisurely sauntering girls who did not get the memo that the hallway is too small for groups of three. Almost to the door – but then you get intercepted by the spontaneous and aggressive hug of two friends who act like it has been two years since they have seen each other (really it has only been two periods). The bell rings, and you have to walk the walk of shame to go get a tardy slip.

Are your classes are too far away? Is there too little time to get to class? Or is it actually because the traffic flow in the hallways has become unruly?

The last option appears to have the most validity.

This unruliness can be combatted by following rules that dictate the way people should walk in corridors of any kind.

The first rule is keeping a good pace. No one is telling you to run to class, but do not take agonizingly small half steps all the way to your next class. Please. Walk with purpose.

The “stay to the right” rule has been taught to every toddler since they started walking. Allow room for other students to use their lockers, but keep as far to the right as possible.

Two people, side by side, is about the limit per side of the hallway. If you happen to be the unlucky third friend, simply tag along behind or walk ahead.

Do not stop randomly. Chances are you will get bumped into. If this happens, do not dare get angry over the nudge. You are to blame for stopping!

It is nearly impossible to walk the halls without having someone dart in front of you, and most of the time, this causes more collisions. If you feel the need to pass someone, make sure there is enough room to do so. Do not attempt it if you have to shove someone in order to get through.

If you happen to bump into someone, if you stop unexpectedly, or if you need to cut through, always excuse yourself. Also be sure to take the time to say each syllable. A choppy excuse sounds insincere and is a pointless waste of time.

Be considerate of the people around you. If you get particularly annoyed by an activity that occurs in the hallway, be the change. Walk the way you think students should walk in the hallway.