cWith the holidays coming up, you’re probably struggling to find creative and memorable gifts to buy. Look no further—there are plenty of extraordinary products on the market that will leave a lasting impression on any gift receiver.

Need something to keep your hands warm? Buying ordinary gloves or mittens would be too predictable. Luckily, Handerpants can keep your hands from freezing and make you look fashionable. These fingerless gloves are unlike any others because they look like underpants.

Another gift idea to keep anyone on the cutting edge of fashion is the Backtacular. This denim shield is placed over your butt crack to prevent flashing when you wear low rise jeans. The Backtackular also comes with rhinestones and stud designs to make any butt look fabulous.

If you enjoy gardening, but can’t stand to leave your plants at home, the Wondrous Bra is the perfect solution. This Japanese undergarment carries two pots that can be filled with soil and seeds. It’s even connected to a water hose that doubles as a belt.

Keeping your skin hydrated and glowing can be tough, and who has the time and money for spa treatments? Fortunately, all your skin problems can be solved with the Akaishi Aluminum Facial Spa. This clunky aluminum mask wraps around your face and broils your skin until you sweat out all toxins. Don’t worry if you like a pink samurai robot while wearing it; your skin will be burned and beautiful afterwards.

If you’re too lazy to learn how to use chopsticks properly, the Cutlericks are an ideal gift. These clever utensils have the handles of chopsticks along with the head of a knife and fork. When adapting to other cultures is just too much work, use Cutlericks.

Walking across a golf course can be an exhausting task, and using the restroom can be boring. The Potty Putter solves both of these problems. The Potty Putter is a mini-golf course that’s small enough to be played while you’re on the toilet. The game includes a carpeted course, flag and cup, mini-putter, and two golf balls. Now you can look forward to restroom trips.

Falling asleep comes easily to most people, but perhaps you prefer having someone lie next to you. The Boyfriend and Girlfriend Pillows will get rid of those lonely, sleepless nights. These memory foam pillows are shaped like an arm connected to half of a torso. This is wrapped around a sleeper to simulate the feeling of a human substitute actually caring about you.

The Booty Pillow also helps to ease nighttime loneliness. Shaped like a woman’s backside and complete with a thong, this pillow is perfect for people who want strictly physical relationships with their furniture.

Don’t forget the toddlers! Instead of boring pacifiers and toys, get your little relative the Baby Beer Bottle. This baby bottle is identical to a normal beer bottle, and teaches little ones the joys of alcoholism.

When out gift shopping this season, don’t skip over the abnormal products.

Sometimes the best presents come in the worst packages.